drive-by text

when a friend sends you a text message or instant message then does not reply to your response.

Last night Leah passed out after she texted me. I got drive-by texted.

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tease text

When you lead someone on via text message.

Sal: what are you saying to him?!
Rachel: i'm tease texting him and saying that i want him to drill my vag hahaha
Sal: lmao you're bad

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Text Foul

When someone sends you a text message that pretty much ends the conversation because there is no way of responding without either starting a whole new conversation or sounding like an idiot.

Example 1
Shy guy: "Hey so I saw this great movie the other day."

Hot girl: "K"

Shy guy: "Ouch that text foul hurt."

Example 2
Annoying Friend: "Um... so what's up with you?"

Friend: "Nothin much"

Annoying Friend: "Dude why the text foul?"

Example 3
Boy: "Want to have a little fun tonight ;)?"

Girl: "...."

Boy: " I'm guessing that text foul means no?"

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a text-up

A break up of a relationship that occurred at least partially due to texting.

A text-up: A break up of a relationship that occurred at least partially due to faulty texting abilities, a text that didn't ever go through, a misunderstanding of a text, a mis-typed text (likely due to poor eyesight) or for any other reason involving texting!!!

lol, fuckgg, screw you, wtf,

Two texts come in at the same time. You try to send lol to the friend who just sent you a joke, but it accidentally goes to your girlfriend who just sent you a sincere loving message.

You have it set on the automatic word finder thing and can't really see the keys that well.....later when you put on your glasses you are horrified by what you sent.

Etc, etc, etc.......millions of possibly FAUS PAS!

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Drug-texting

Like drunk dialing, drug-texting is the act of texting someone while under the influence of any drugs, saying things you wouldn't normally say. When you drug-text, you are bound to make a complete fool out of yourself.

"I just got a text from my girlfriend telling me she hates me, I hope she's only drug-texting again."

"Today, I made a complete fool out of myself when I drug-texted Dillon. FML"

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stuttering text

The same text message you send more than once one right after the other, usually by accident.

You just sent me the same text about going to eat. Quit sending me your stuttering text.

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text-coward

A person that will send a text message to appologize, break up, cancel at the last minute or say I love you for the first time, while knowing they should just pick up the phone or say it in person.

Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Jessica?".
Gary: "No, what?"
Susan: "Ricky is a text-coward and broke up with her in a text yesterday."

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