Having a muffin top when wearing high rise pants
I love it when I have mid muff....said no one ever!!!!
Like cock-blocking but for girls.
"Did she get to go out with that guy"
"No her friend's an expert at muff-capping"
muff chowder Another exhilarating word for muff cabbage but the more British term. Kinda like the word Fanny
I'm telling you guys, Hillary's muff chowder is second to none
When a person is utterly and completely controlled by a female partner: see pussy whipped
When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed
A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.
"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
A female who is bisexual or lesbian that uses her vagina as a authority figure. She is a tomboy yet feminine in herself a symbol of beauty and strength.
Dang that girl was muff & tuff. She made me get her a beer man!