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Penis, dildo. Included by Hasbro in Play-doh sets.
When we got back to her place I gave her a workout with my extruder tool.
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The cream that comes out of a dick.
That girl just got a mouth full of my tool-aid!
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it's another name for hoe. get it a hoe is a farm tool so if you are a hoe, like slut, then you are therefore a farmtool
You're so easy,you farm tool.
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An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.
Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.
Girl: (watching tv)
Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?
Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?
Guy: Go get me a beer!
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used to describe someone who is or looks like a tool, especially in reference to clothing. Can also refer to someone who is a sell out (to the "man") or a loser.
Remember when she said she would never work for <<insert name of large corporation here>>? Yeah, well, I saw her yesterday she was all tooled out in her work uniform. What a douche.
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an absolute wanka of a person, even more extreme than being just a "tool" or a "big tool". being called a major tool is one of the worst things that can ever happen to you. if you do get called a major tool its best to hide under a rock.
johno: mate you are the biggest dickhead i've ever met
Greg: yeah well your stinky muff.
johno: shutup bro your a major tool!!
greg: you don't mean that
johno: be quite assclown, go hide under a rock
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