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A slang term for an inability to excel in mathematics.
"Ugh, I have algebra next period and I'm dreading it. I seriously can't math.
"OMG, the cash register broke and the barista couldn't figure out what change to give me from a thirty cent purchase. Trustafarians can't math."
Sexual attraction to people who know math
Teacher: "So, 2(9+x)=27, so ..."
Student 1: "NNNNNGGHHHH"
Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"
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Mathematical equation based on Jameson whom is the most illogical human alive.
Xbox is better than PlayStation. “That’s stupid, NO that’s Jamo Math”
A neophyte's approach to understanding financial problems using calculations that may result in a wide +/- margin of error. Generally Simcoe math is used to broadly prove a point the user is trying to make, allowing a "rough estimate" to masquerade as a definitive answer.
Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
"Guys—I'm just doing a bit of Simcoe math here on the back of this napkin, and it looks like we have just enough cash left for another round of Warthogs!"
Math so easy and 'thin' even the babies slurping up the metaphorical spaghetti can comprehend it. just like they can eat the spaghetti. because its easy as fuck to digest.
examples of this include: Further math and any math below 10th grade level.
Person 1 "I got 90% on my last test!" Person 2 "yeah but you do spaghetti math"
A joke made about math, usually said by someone who is under the influence or high.
He said this awesome math joke, it was something thing like, "what did the 3 say when walking into a bar? 'I'm going to be here forever...'"
When you sit in your room contemplating your sexuality to the smooth tones of depressed men.
I always see Jason Math Rocking on Discord, maybe I should check on him.
When Jamal is Math Rocking he says it feels like there's 6 men in his head and their fighting for a casting couch.