Wizard AIDS

Wizard AIDS is an M.T.D, or a magically transmitted disease. Wizard AIDS is acquired by means of evil sorcerer inflicting it onto a person with a curse, and its can kill you within 5-70 years. Wizard AIDS is only susceptible to children, around the ages of 10-14. Unlike AIDS, Wizard AIDS was invented by the evil sorcerer Andrew of Setten on February 9, 2010. Some people with this disease actually come out with new powers, like the ability to sense sorcerers in disguise, and can inflict instantly fatal cases of Wizard AIDS with pure will. Some people call Wizard AIDS Waids.

Person 1: "Where's Tom?"
Person 2: "Oh, he died from Wizard AIDS yesterday."
Person 1: "But didn't Teddy survive with new powers?"
Person 2: "That only happens to 1 in a million people."
Person 1: "Oh, well sorry about Tom."

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kool aid

use in reference to your girlfriend instead of sugar, sweety, dear, honey

You are MY kool aid, get away from him.

Get off my kool aid bitch!

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Super Aids

What one theoreticly gets when they acquire every STD possible, within a one year perid of time. Usually only attained by a slore

"Did you hear? That cheereleader got Super Aids!"

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Kool-aid

a perspetive that someone has embraced that other people disagree with

It seems that Walter drank the Kool-aid.

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party aids

Any mental or physical afflication resulting directly from excessive partying.

I passed out and hit my head last night and now my whole fucking lip has party aids.

Sorry I keep missing calls, I dropped my phone last night and now it has party aids.

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tree-aids

A disgusting green or brown moist mold or a white growth- like stubby fungus on a down limb or fallen, rotten tree in the woods, which when you touch it, makes you feel like you have tree-aids.

Ewwww! Tree-aids.

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AIDS value

1. This term is used when someone has a bad face.
2. It is also used when someone, preferably female, tells a very bad joke indeed.

Antonym: face value

- 'You have AIDS value mate.'
- 'Of course, I am most certainly not Phil Collins.'

- 'That's a very bad joke. I hate jokes about parchment and Phil Collins.'
- 'Indeed, wouldn't you agree that it has incredible AIDS value?'
- 'Of course.'

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