Yard ape

The failed wannabe truck driver who works around the "yard" at a trucking or freight company moving tractors and trailers around and/or washing them for minimum wage or less. A fool who cant pass his CDL tests.

I curb stomped the yard ape over at JB Hunt cuz he smeared my windshield and left cheetos stains on my steering wheel.

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ape shit

to be engaged in a extreamly violent verbal fight or brawl; one jap or verbally equiped homo erectus will become victorious.

if you wear your jean mini skirt tomorrow im gonna go ape shit on you.

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Rock Ape

Very Derogratory term for an aboriginal.

The Fucking Coons in Aurukun are Deadset Fucking Rock Apes man.

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AP Biology

a tight class that all the cool kids take; a place to invent new slang like fragile x; the class taught by a really racist, drunk, crazy teacher

"You are SO fragile x"
"What's fragile x?"
"AP Biology joke"
"what?"
"you wouldn't get it you tard"

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ape mama

Yo mama.

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Beach Ape

Old Man at the beach that is so hairy, you can barely see his skin

I found myself at the beach here in florida and seen a group of people running for their lives or so it seemed. Some were even scream crying (you know the kind of cry a grown man does in the movies when his best friend gets blown up or something). I look down the beach and heres a Beach Ape collecting shells in a thong and has a highly striking resemblence to a Sasquash/Yeti/Big Foot.

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Ape Lips

A Matt Evans,person with a big giant, hairy upper lip

Dude, That Matt Evans is such an Ape Lips

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