i think im about to steal

When somebody is about to steal they will yell this sentence.

“I think im about to steal” with a camera pointed on his face

everything men know about women

Men know literally nothing about women

This blank piece of paper has everything men know about women written down on it

You 'n' me how about it?

A cocky pick up line if youre feeling really confident or pissed that night!

hey hes fit! (lookin' at tall dark fit lad wiv tattoos n a really sxi body)

"hey! you n me how about it?"
*wait 4 responce*

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to see a man about a dog

"To see a man about a dog" is the cunning inversion of "to see a woman about a pussy" (to have sex with a woman).

Friend 1: "I've got to see a man about a dog..."
Friend 2 : "ah, and a woman about a pussy"
Friend 1: "you know it!"

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Doesn't know dick about Richard

A variation of "You don't know dick" but with a bit more class.

The idiot driving in front of me is making a left-hand turn where it is clearly marked, "no left-hand turns!" Obviously, he doesn't know dick about Richard and shouldn't be allowed on the road!

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We dont talk about BRUnoooo

A Song that has been stuck in my brain for the longest time. remember.. wE dOnT tAlk aBouT bRuNOOoooOO

We dont talk about BRUnoooo is a good song okay.

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talking shit about a pretty sunset

Something you may not like or agree with but morally have no business talking shit about.

"yeah, I'm not really a huge fan of his mother but I'm not going to start talking shit about a pretty sunset."

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