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An autistic, retarded, monkey with Alzheimer’s. Terrible at video games, and a huge fucking nerd
Q:Is that a monkey with Alzheimer’s? A:yeah, it’s just Alexander
alexander is a person who enjoys spending time at home, his favourite food is donuts but usually his mum gets to them first.
Alexanders mum eats to many donuts.
Alex your slow as shit and your ass shit
Alexander run faster you gronk
THE WORST PERSON TO DATE. it might seem good in the moment but once u see the real them they use u and play u. I just got used by one so i got my lick back and did him dirty.
DONT DATE AN ALEXANDERRRRR
TRUST ME I AM WARNING U RN DONT DO IT FOR UR SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL: I MIGHT SAY YES IF ALEXANDER ASKS ME OUT
ME: DONTTTTT DO IT ITS NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!
alexander is a fucking bitch who should kill himself
Alexander is a ladies man! A fan of the boys and the girls with a heart of gold and the face to match. Usually very intelligent and well mannered: Alexander is a fully rounded guy, and does anything to achieve his goals.
Charismatic, funny and loud; Alexander will always keep you entertained 24/7. He’s also very loyal, gives good advice and is GUARANTEED to make you cry when the moment calls for it.
If you have a best friend/boyfriend called Alexander, consider yourself the luckiest person in the world!
No way, is that Alexander?!
Alexander just left the room