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American Woman

(noun) - extremely stupid animal that gets scared shitless like a rabbit even when presented with carrots. has to be emotionally manipulated to get on your good side, because emotion is the only thing that controls them. in the 1960's and 1970's, so-called feminists created the sexual revolution, which entailed a return of the harem for a select few jockish men who know how to emotionally manipulate and deceive women, as well as a disintegration of the normal family unit and an epidemic of depression among young men.

That American Woman doesn't like nice, smart guys.

I think there isn't an American Woman who doesn't think nice, smart guys are all rapists.

The American Woman expects men to initiate unless she doesn't want them to.

by WomenStopTheSelfDeception January 19, 2012

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American Apparel

While it is a designated hipster locale with ads that resemble a Terry Richardson shoot, the clothing produced by American Apparel truly is of incredible quality, created by highly economical means (as opposed to the majority of the other popular labels out these days), with far more sturdy pieces than what you often find at other hip hot spots such as Urban Outfitters. They also do not cater soley to smaller sizes, offering sizes as high as 3x, unlike most other popular stores shooting for the teen to mid/late twenties demographic. Recently, they've also begun a "newsstand" section, wherein they hold various underground literature and art magazines, offering the contributors to these publications international exposure for their work where they otherwise wouldn't be getting it (as American Apparel is one of the only remotely mainstream stores of more than one location carrying these publications currently).

In this case, the old adage, "You get what you pay for," rings true. Sure, it may cost a bit more to buy an article of clothing from American Apparel than from Wal*Mart and the like, but if you honestly cannot admit that American Apparel's clothing is of a far superior quality than those you would find at such other establishments, you're just flat out kidding yourself.

If American Apparel has to appeal to the hipster populus to get kids to buy clothes that weren't made in a sweatshop in Chile for once, that's okay with me.

by theamber February 22, 2008

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African-American

Latest politically correct term for a black, Negro, colored American with even a minuscule proportion of African descent

Jesse Jackson is losing his position as chief African-American spokesman to the flamboyant Al Sharpton

by cornholio October 5, 2003

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Japanese-American

Refers to an individual of Japanese descent living in the United States of America, or any manifestation of Japanese culture that has been acculturated for the Americas.

My Japanese-American friend was born here and exhibits a mixture of Japanese and American mannerisms.

by Maverick277 July 20, 2005

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American Citizen

The excuse Americans assume will let them get what they want, especially when they are in another country.
Little do they know, most people don't think America's the world, or does American citizenship have anything to their concern.

1. "Don't shoot! I'm an American citizen!"

2. "Sorry sir, this man was before you in line."
"But you don't seem to understand; I'm an American citizen!"

3. "We'll surely be allowed in there; We're american citizens!"
"What does that have any importance here in England?"

by weird fish July 26, 2009

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American Abortion

When a pregnant woman lies down and a man does a canon ball on her stomach thus causing the baby to shoot out like the rocket.

1.My wife couldn't get a normal abortion so I gave her an american one while she was sleeping.

2.I didn't want a second kid so I gave my wife an american abortion while she was asleep.

by ObamaNeedsToBeHungAndShot December 28, 2009

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Agro American

A White American of Red Neck ancestry

The Agro American revolt of 1993 Resulted in a large shift in political and economic workmanship.

by Information Express January 15, 2005

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