Backwards Apple

The backwards apple is... oh god... I can't. I can't do this.

I must.

OK, the backwards apple is the most terrible thing you can possibly do involving penises and vaginas. There ya go. I can't say any more.

Jesus Christ, Bob!! Stop with the egg thing!! WHAT THE FUCK?

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apple catchers

Big baggy pants you can catch apples with

frank - "look at his apple catchers,"

eric - "bloody hell! they're huge!"

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apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.

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Washington Apples

A reference to the testicles of Washington boys.

Girl: I wouldn't mind sucking on his Washington Apples.

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Cunty Apples

A name to call somebody who is excessively emo

1)Fuck this show - all I see are cunty apples.

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Wet apple

An inflamed clitoris

Bro, did your girl have a wet Apple?

Apples Fault.

When you are having a bad day you blame it on apples when you have nothing to blame the bad day on.

"I feel really upset today and don't know why. Its the apples fault."