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1. The act of screwing something up, to the extent that is absolutely fucking beyond comprehension.
2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.
Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.
See also "ashley".
1. Guy 1: "In Vegas, I bet all my companies assets on red and lost. I picked up a hooker and now have the clap. I was arrested and puked on a cop. They found a bag of coke in my pocket, a bloodied knife, and tomorrow I'm due in front of the judge."
Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"
2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."
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A beautiful girl who writes amazing poetry, she can be found on Allpoetry.com, but her screenname is always changing.
Did you read the latest poem by Keira Ashley? It was amazing.
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When a girl orgasms into a glass cup, and either drinks it or freezes it, later blending it to make a smoothie.
Dude I'm so thirty, I could drink a gallon of glass ashley.
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Ashley Olson is very beautiful, and gorgeous even if she denies it. She is very funny and tell the best stories. Ashley is very smart and is in honors classes. Ashley rarely gets mad, and is an angel. Ashley loves to read, and has the best handwriting. She says sorry a lot, and even says sorry for saying sorry. She won't take compliments but you should always give them to her because they are true. Ashley Olson LOVES bread and tortilla chips, she also LOVES Star Wars Marvel, and Disney. Ashley is very sweet and kind, she can't spell at all. Ashley loves the color blue and is pretty crazy and weird at times. She loves Star Wars more than Star Trek which is crazy but she has her own opinions. Ashley Olson is a great best friend and you should never leave her. I can go on and on about Ashley Olson but its time to go so bye. Everyone loves her but I love her the most. *Olson is spelled O-L-S-O-N that is the correct way to spell Olson there is no other way, no matter what ANYONE says*
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: What?!? You haven't heard about Ashley Olson? She is amazing and pretty and smart!!!
Alexis Ashley is another word for a beautiful, smart, funny, sweet yet not perky girl. She isn't usually 'popular', but she isn't a 'loser'. She is what you would call 'normal'. Friends with basically everyone. If you ever come to find an Alexis Ashley, don't you ever ever EVER let her go. All of these characteristics wrapped together in one girl is an extremely rare find and are considered to be lucky to any guy who finds her.
Noah: Man, I started talking to this beautiful girl at the Coffee Shop the other day. She was the total package; smart, funny, sweet. It was amazing.
Kyle: Dude, sounds like you found yourself an alexis ashley. You better not lose her, alexis ashley's are really hard to get.
A badass, strong, kind, lovely, beautiful princess with an angelic voice. She is bad at love but her lover is strange and she disses her exs!! She is my everything and I really need her:))
Herself: "She said "Ashley, you gotta promise us that you won't die, cause we need you"
TRUE AF
ASHLEY FRANGIPANE IS PERFECT
PERIOD.
Ashley is a person that you never want to let go of because she is beautiful and intelligent. She is very good at acting and singing. There is nothing better to do than hangout with an Ashley Wenz. She is very thankful and forgiving. she will always be there for you when you need her. She will be the girl that’s crack hours are all day when she is with her best friends. The best thing about her is that her smile and laugh are the best things to hear when you are sad. she is the best at snuggling and has a great taste in movies.
You need ASHLEY WENZ as your best friend.
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