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Lunch down under ;)
Al fresco oral sex
Was out for a nice walk with the Mrs yesterday, next minute we're having an australian picnic in the bushes!
Damn after I was done with her, she was an Australian Super Soaker!
it is a hand job when they person giving it is behind you and jerking you off from "down under"
I got a great Australian Handy from the Asian massage parlor
Archie is a super cute Australian blonde guy. He has a special way of getting you to trust him, he's great to talk to and helps you with your problems. He plays guitar and loves video games. He eats a lot but is skinny as hell. He's a good big brother and a sweet friend. His favourite thing to do is an awkward hehe after flirting. He has problems of his own but he handles them well. His friends are nice and funny. He gets a binder from the Sainsbury's sweet aisle hehe.
Hey Archie Australian wanna go to the Sainsbury's sweet aisle
Hehe nice try bby 😘
The act of picking up your partner, sticking your penis inside of their vagina, then proceed to hop around like a kangraroo, making your penis thrust inside of their vagina.
1: I gave my girlfriend an Australian Joey last night!
2: Must have been tiring for you, that bitch is heavy!
The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.
Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"
when a girl is sucking your dick from the back
last night kelly gave me an Australian carwash"