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1. The act of swinging one's arm like a pendulum in the presence of an awkward situation. Bend at the elbow, and let hang.
I hooked up with her boyfriend last night.
- awkward arm swing -
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When a person's father says something inappropriate or uncomfortable in front of their child. This most commonly happens in front of the child's friends when they are a teenager or grown-up.
Dad: "So, anyway I found out she likes it when I shoot it on her face. It happened on accident of course, but it ended up being a good thing."
Kid 1: "Sick dad! That's my mom! What an awkward dad moment."
Kid 2: "Whoa dude your dad is a freak!"
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the act of walking towards somebody and trying to switch sides of the hallway or street, when they switch to the same side as you, and you try to switch back and they switch to the same side as you.
person 1: that chick totally awkward switch swapped me.
person 2: what a cunt!
A word or phrase used that abruptly ends the conversation and is difficult (or impossible) to recover conversation from afterward.
Steve:Yeah I thought the Patriots did well last week
John: Totally but I'm not sure Welker can make up for it
Steve: One time my uncle played football.
John: *sigh* you Awkward Cease Convo -ing sonuvabitch
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The tendency for an Asian (usually male) to remain socially reclusive in a group of people they are not usually comfortable associating with. Can also be applied as a general term when natural Asian characteristics (not pertaining to physicality) are the source of public embarrassment.
Bro 1: Why is Harry so quiet by himself?
Bro 2: He's got Awkward Asian Syndrome, bro.
Bro 1: Dude, I walked into Harry's room, and he was singing karaoke. Really horribly.
Bro 2: I bet his Awkward Asian Syndrome got the best of him afterward.
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a lame band concurrent with 98degrees.
also an adjective describing something extremely awkward
'So my girlfriend and i got to planned parenthood and they told us that she wasn't pregnant, she was just bloated. It was def jam awkward.'
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Taking the essence of the "Awkward Llama" and the "Awkward Palm Tree" to create a symbol of utmost awkwardness.
The Awkward Llama-tree is formed by taking both hands and creating two "Awkward Llama" poses, and then taking these and following the "Awkward Palm Tree" formula, substituting these llamas for the "limp-wristed hands".
Jackie: "Oh hey, guess what boys!"
Man 1: "You had sex with random men?"
Jackie: "Nope! Guess again!"
Man 2: "You're a whore?"
Jackie: "Haha, true, but not what I was thinking!"
Man 3: "You gained self-respect for yourself, and decided to join a feminist group?"
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*Awkward Llama-tree is performed*
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