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Brandon is the coolest guy on the planet! He knows all things and loves being active. He’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet and means every word he says so ya better believe it! He stands tall and prideful but not in a pompous way, rather he exudes confidence in such an elegant manner and will make you feel like you are the only person in the world with him. Brandon will love you like no other man can show you love. If you meet a Brandon, latch on like a tic on a dog because you’ll miss out on all of the beautiful adventures you will go on with him if you don’t.
Girl 1: “hey, is that Brandon over there?”
Girl 2: “yup, he’s a catch, I’ve heard.”
Girl 1: “I better get my ass over ther !”
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a rude guy. never trust a brandon.
sunshine: i love brandon
brandon: *kisses girl in front of sunshine*
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No neck Thumb thumb lookin dude that wears the same shorts every day because nothing else fits and loves breaking condoms
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A manipulative, stupid, and dirty fuckboy who’s probably gay.
Bella: Did you guys see Brandon today?
Peter: Yeah! He just fucked some chick in the locker room.
Bella: Wow. What a manwhore.
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A complete and utter fucking twat. Never date a guy called Brandon. He will cheat on you several times.
I hate Brandon.
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a 5'5 pubescent kid that has no life. He likes a girl named Ysabelle. All he does is just sit down and plays Fortnite. He has no life.
calvin:
hey, you heard about brandon?
zahn:
ye
calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.
zahn: wow, brandon is a god
calvin:
ye
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Brandon is a fresh african who sings to god everyday. He is usually the type of person to eat someones ass and never talk to them again. Brandon is the best person to hang with but the smelliest one.
Brandon is a retard
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