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Little guy that has above average muscles for their below average size.
Holy shit check out baby swole over there, he could probably lift like 150.
A little mistake who is a crying little kid when you lose and you probably will because baby daisy is not a good character to play as in Mario Kart Wii or Mario Kart 8.
Dude 1:hey what is that crying noise
Dude 2:I lost playing with baby daisy
Dude 1:this little mistake dont play as her, she is trash and a waste of character place
Dude 2:yeah baby luigi is the best baby character of them all on the bullet bike
Dude 1:not to mention baby luigi is THICK
Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.
Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?
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Someone that's only attracted someone extremely cute and perfect.
Ever since the baby yodasexual started watching The Mandalorian, I've never been able to get so much as a hug out of them.
When the 8th graders in your township get infected with scabies from their grades' camping trip.
PS: It only gets worse when the horny bastards start fucking each other. But at least you know what happened when one of the teachers catches it
Tim Tom: Ewwwww, the Scabie Babies are coming to the High School tonight
Lennie: No, your kidding
Tim Tom: I'm being dead serious
Lennie: Flip, I dont want scabies!
Tim Tom: Yeah neither do I but I gotta go to the event tonight
Lennie: RIP
Tim Tom: I might not make it, so please tell my wife, John Carl, that I love him very much.
Tim Tom never made it out alive, his wife, John Carl, and his friend, Lennie, attended his funeral later that week
The green baby is our god as he demands esdidibles. It is always important to pray to the green baby as he is very important, he is always hungry so you must always keep esdidibles or human peace sacrifices near. He also demands the duck god
Sane person: Have you made your daily sacrifice to the green baby yet?
Not ok person: no? What are u talking about?
Sane person: you haven't? I must sacrifice you to the green baby as u serve no purpose to us and he is hungry
when a marriage is going wrong spouses will often have what is known as a 'fix it baby.' A fix it baby is suppose to enhance family harmony and promote family solidarity. However, if the issue isn't resolved within the marriage than a baby will only be a temporary patch in hole of your marriage.
"Hey man, my wife and I have been having a lot of fights lately... I'm not sure if our marriage is going to make it... I don't know what to do."
"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."
"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."
"I never said it was permanent."