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When the inside lips of female genitalia are unusually long and/or saggy.
Usually associated with slags or fat people.
1) Steph, your skirt is so short, I can see your bacon folds dangling out of the bottom.
2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.
A descreet way to say "I'm not into guys"
"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon"
-The Vamps- I found a girl-
You've heard of things being referred to as the bee's knees and said to yourself.. What, why? Why is the bee's knees good? Here comes bacon's pussy .. it works for everything. Every man loves bacon and he also loves pussy. Now you know he loves bacon's pussy!
Sweet version: honey, tonight's dinner was the bacon's pussy.
Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy
Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy
This defines the female organ known as the vagina.
Hey honey, am I lucky tonight? Yes baby, you will have full access to my bacon rose
A Bacon Party is where you become under the influence of cannabis, and then you cook an entire package if no less than 12 strips of your favorite bacon, and then proceed to eat the entire package of bacon all by yourself.
I had a Bacon Party last night!
When a man wants a woman to give him oral sex, he can refer to the act as Jaw Bacon
Male:You know what your mouth needs?
Female: What?
Male: Some Jaw Bacon
Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"