Double barreled asshole

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight

Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole

Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.

Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!

muck the barrel

A way to explain that you’re eating. Usually something that will make you full.

“Hey Dave do you want to go get tacos?”

“Yep im ready to muck the barrel”

open barrel

An open barrel

"Is that a closed barrel ?. No its an open barrel."

barrel of tom

Popular song among beer drinker

Roll roll the barrel, roll the barrel of Tom

rusty barrel

A cougar that hasn't found a man in a while

Oh she a rusty barrel

blue barrel

A very large, thick dick.

Omg Caroline, John has the best blue barrel!