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A man child who is terrible at giving oral despite what others think. He most definitely will not get laid until last year of college, and only because he ordered a prostitute. His wife (if he gets one) will cheat on him because of his inability to meet her sexual needs because of his small penis. This wife will most likely be his cousin or someone he paid with drugs, who will later leave him. A Ben will also generally have a big nose that is larger than his penis.
Lisa: I met a Ben the other day, he seemed nice but kinda lonely.
Carol: I divorced a Ben once, he had a nose bigger than his dick.
Lisa: Maybe I'll turn down that date...
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Ben Ben Ben is another way of getting a person named Ben’s attention.
You: Ben Ben Ben! Come to the pumpkin patch!
Ben: Alright i’ll be there in 20 minutes! I just need to finish packing my bags for when i go to Arizona!
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A guy who this everything is gay
His Nelson friends- Let’s go play a game
Ben Ben- No that’s gay
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Too destroy another man's confidence by responding to them In an extremely nonchalant way.
(Ben)"your stupid....you just got benned"
(All of Bens friends) "Good one dude"
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an amazing boy. he is your best friend and you love him. he can make you smile about pretty much anything and all the time. ben is also a very sexual person. but he will always make sure you are alright with it. ben can make you feel so much better. ben will call you beautiful or gorgeous and he makes you feel special. he remembers things you say and often will crack an old inside joke between you and him. ben can make your day with just one conversation. ben also gives amazing HUGS :)
ben: hey beautiful
you: haha hey.
............/LATER\............
girl 1: did ben just call you beautiful? god your lucky hes so cute.
girl 2: haha yea we're kinda really good friends.
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an amazingly sweet and caring man. he will always be there for you, especially when you need him. he is extremely cute, and is the person you need to keep in your life forever. not many people know him, but if you do, you're one of the luckiest people alive. he's adorable, funny, caring, and just all around an amazing dude. he has low self esteem, but there is no need when you're a ben. he's a definite keeper.
'did you see that guy?'
yeah, he's a total ben.'
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