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Justin Bieber

The best damn singer ever, he's so talented and he writes all his music. He had made a lot of mistakes and he has apologized multiple times for his actions, and he has changed to the better.He became so hot when he grew up. He has a heart of gold and he cares so much, if you get to know him or give him a chance you will find out that he's not that bad of a person. He has a great sense of style and he has a lot of friends, he's a gentleman and totally, genuinely LOVES his fans. He turned into a man and became mature and responsible and trying to make a change. He's also so creative and hardworking. p.s: watch where are ΓΌ now music video with skrillex and diplo. it's so creative.

"Justin Bieber is so misjudged"
"The media makes him look like a monster"

by arixana June 30, 2015

9πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Justin Bieber

The kid who farts crap and all the girls want to smell it and have organisms.

OMG Justin Bieber came out with a new song!

What do he shit out today?

by The Tree of Real Music August 30, 2010

65πŸ‘ 150πŸ‘Ž


Justin bieber

The guy who will eventually get his ass kicked by Kid Rock's son.

Bob Richie Jr: Im gonna whoop yo ass!

Justin bieber: OOOOWWWWW!!!

by My Name Is Rock December 3, 2010

40πŸ‘ 87πŸ‘Ž


Justin Bieber

is the definition of sex. basically no one cared about him but now that gay cunt heads can go suck cocks coz he is fucking sex and if you hate him then ..

"well.. you're girlfriend screams his name louder than yours during sex"

good enough for you

Girl: I WANT JUSTIN BIEBER

Boy: I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN

girl: not with you pedo i want JUSTIN BIEBER with jb <3

by justin-bieber-isgonnabesex4lyf June 17, 2011

29πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


Justin Bieber

A talented boy; though he chooses to create bullshit-level music, and does it only for money, fame and girls.

tl;dr: Douche

John: Damnit, turn the radio off. Justin Bieber is coming up next.
Adam: Okay, okay.
*Turns the radio off*

by CloudChaser August 1, 2012

17πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Bieberitis

A social-life-threatening condition found in most of the female population and a few gay guys. Diagnosed as an illness that puts one into a frantic craze at the sight, thought, or mentioning of Justin Bieber. Side effects vary depending on sex. In girls, side effects may include uncontrollable sqealing, screaming or thoughts of pleasure. In guys...well, we would rather not picture such an atrocity. This condition is a major turnoff for guys and makes real musicians sick.

Derek: "Dude, my girlfriend never stops talking about that damn Bieber kid. What do I do?"

Mike: "DUMP THAT SHIT! That's nothing but bad news man. Who knows, she could have Bieberitis! That's almost as bad as having to put up with a broad on her period 24/7."

Lil' Wayne: "Hey guys, can I have some cough syrup? Young weezy needs his fix."

Mike: "No man, we gotta save some for Derek's girlfriend so we can knock her out before he loses his mind."

Lil' Wayne: "Damn you, Bieberitis! Just wait until you get down here to my crib, you lil' punk that looks like a chick. I'll shove my pistol up yo ass, if one even exists on your undeveloped body."

by kingofstrings92 May 27, 2011

7πŸ‘ 223πŸ‘Ž


Justin Bieber

A portrayal of the Antichrist, often described as being a male, blonde, fifteen year-old hip-hop performer with an excessive amount of tattoos on his torso. Despite his job as a hip-hop artist, this entity is unable to sing. This entity is desired by most young females of a low intellect. This entity is know for triggering many electronic music fans after appearing in "Where Are Ü Now," a song by Skrillex, Diplo, and Jack Ü. This entity is usually a symbol of evil or stupidity, however, he is also a symbol of employment, as it is a wonder how he still manages to get work.

"Oh my god. Is this Justin Bieber? Turn that shit off before I kick you in the nutsack!"

by Dr. Treabor May 5, 2017

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž