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The period during the aftermath of your anniversary upon which you realise that you are once again ordinary. Just another day of time, just so happening to mark your date of birth on an annual scale on the Gregorian Calendar. Ill feelings of trepidation and longing for the past are symptoms. Everyone gets post birthday depression once a year, unless you are born on February 29 and get it once every four years.
Abigail had post birthday depression after her birthday, so I proceed in making her cum.
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A very daring sex move; occurs when a male receives oral sex and fails to notify his partner of his impending orgasm, during the course of his shenanigans, the male discretely pulls out a happy birthday hat, confetti, and noisemaker. At climax the male then proceeds to blow into the noisemaker, aim his load on his partner's face, yell surprise and throw the confetti in the air. You get extra points if you get the confetti to stay on your partner's face with your splooge glue.
The other day while Joe and I were ramming I got a Surprise Birthday Party !
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This is a condition that occurs as a result of one person having a birthday. The song "Birthday Sex" will play in one's head the entire day, nonstop, and cannot be cured. this condition is made several times worse if the said person doesn't actually have sex on his Birthday.
Bill was found in his room, in the fetal position, screaming," I HATE YOU JERIMIAH" ... Birthday Sex Syndrome has claimed another victim.
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A kind of illicit event, usually involving drugs, alcohol and sexual depravity.
"So I went into the backroom of this bar and there was a girl, a german shepherd, a towel on the floor and a guy undoing his belt. Then the barmaid handed me a glass of absinthe and that's when I knew I'd been invited to a belgian birthday party."
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A Purple milkshake made to celebrate the 52nd birthday of Grimace.
*WARNING* Could cause death if indigested
Guy 1: oooh Boy! I can't wait to try Grimace's Birthday Shake!
Guy 2: I don't think you should drink that
Guy 1: Nonsence. I bet it's fine.
*Takes a sip*
Guy 1: See, I was right. And it tastes Good-
*Dies on the floor 5 seconds later*
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When a girl totally makes a wish that the dude won't cum on her ass and he still does.
Cindy hated the texture and taste of Tom's jizz and even though she didn't want it he still jacked his sweet frosting all over her buttocks and "voila" Birthday Cupcake.
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