disco biscuits

"ludes, man, fuckin ludes"

A slang term from the 1970s for Quaaludes: A trademark used for the drug methaqualone.

See also: Quaaludes and Ludes.

Hey baby, you wanna pop some disco biscuits and then take a ride in my shaggin wagon?

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dick biscuit

When you shit in a frozen hotdog bun and put your dick on it, then proceed to attempt to feed your sausage to a wild animal. Usually performed in Wisconsin

There was a deer in my backyard on Tuesday. I tried to give him a dick biscuit , but that didn't end well.

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chicken biscuit

the breakfast of champions

damn man, i had a chicken biscuit for breakfast and i'm craving some booty.

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snoosh biscuit

Alternative slang for The vagina

I’m going to smash her in the snoosh biscuit.

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Christ on A Biscuit

The next level in being pissed off just above "Jesus Christ." Though this contains more empahsis on a prolonged bit of pissofery for the Biscuit contains glucose inducing carbo's. Not to be mistaken with chris on a biscuit because that's just canabolism you sick fuck.

Ticket Booth Salesmen:Oh I'm sorry sir all of the tickets have been sold out.
Me: Christ on a Biscuit !

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Biscuit head

Someone who has a massive round head, a bit like a rich tea or digestive biscuit

Have you seen Pod lately, he's got a massive biscuit head!

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Biscuit Bitch

A fat bitch who thinks she's skinny, and tries to mack on all the dudes.

Damn, look at the size of that bitch, thats the third dick shes sucked tonight shes a big ol biscuit bitch.

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