When you shit in a frozen hotdog bun and put your dick on it, then proceed to attempt to feed your sausage to a wild animal. Usually performed in Wisconsin
There was a deer in my backyard on Tuesday. I tried to give him a dick biscuit , but that didn't end well.
damn man, i had a chicken biscuit for breakfast and i'm craving some booty.
Alternative slang for The vagina
I’m going to smash her in the snoosh biscuit.
The next level in being pissed off just above "Jesus Christ." Though this contains more empahsis on a prolonged bit of pissofery for the Biscuit contains glucose inducing carbo's. Not to be mistaken with chris on a biscuit because that's just canabolism you sick fuck.
Ticket Booth Salesmen:Oh I'm sorry sir all of the tickets have been sold out.
Me: Christ on a Biscuit !
Someone who has a massive round head, a bit like a rich tea or digestive biscuit
Have you seen Pod lately, he's got a massive biscuit head!
A fat bitch who thinks she's skinny, and tries to mack on all the dudes.
Damn, look at the size of that bitch, thats the third dick shes sucked tonight shes a big ol biscuit bitch.