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When two or more people engaging in intercourse defecate in the bed and continue to have sex under the sheets.
Last weekend at the party Julia and John were going to use one of the rooms, but walked into three pigs in a blanket.
The two left immediately with their noses scarred with the smell of pastures.
When someone puts one or more of their toes in a vagina or anus - the pigs are in a blanket.
“Keep those piggies warm in that blanket like a good boy…”
“Yeah, he stuck his foot in my vagina when i was bent over… He screamed “ PIGS IN A BLANKET ” then oinked. I think I have to break up with him now.”
When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face
I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.
The best thing in fall or winter, warm blankets are mostly found after laundry
Person 1: I love warm blankets
Person 2: me too
An emotion of when you want to let go or forget something/someone but you don’t want to and it’s never going to stop being a memorable part of your life
I have baby blanket feelings about my ex best friend Louisa
A soft blanket you use to masturbate with
You might not want to touch that cum blanket
Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.
Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?
Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....