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Wanna be high class establishment with peons for staff and obviously they’re blind.
Have you been to the blind Jaguar? That place is shit!
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When a guy is horny and completely oblivious to their partner's emotions and feelings and just wants to get laid.
Man, I was having a really shitty night last night and needed someone to talk to. But John was being a boner blind asshole and trying to get into my pants.
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-childfree
- not having any children, especially by choice.
- denoting an environment, event, etc. from which children are excluded or absent.
Originally, 'blind tiger' is another name for a 'speakeasy.' A place or situation without children: a child-free establishment. A childfree couple/hotel/lifestyle. Adults-only environments.
My husband and I went to a luxury resort with blind tiger amenities.
Virgin Voyages is well-known for being a blind tiger cruise line and offers adults-only experiences.
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When you cum in a flash light and tell her to look inside then your seaman will enter her eye
Babe do you wanna try blinding lights tonight
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When your sex partner is sucking you off and your dick gets the hardest possible, force it into your sex partners eyes. As he/she whelps in pain, ejaculate in their eyes making them partially blind. Once they are rolling on the floor in agony, recite bible versus to them while pouring holy water over them.
I got raped the other day and the rapist decided to suck me off. I gave him a blind monk and he didn't come back!
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When two people trade each other a CD the other has never heard before. Kind of like a blind date, meaning you don't know what you're getting cause it could be anything at all (except a lot less awkward than a blind date).
Keith and I did a Blind Trade the other day. Keith gave me "Kid A" by Radiohead (which I had never heard before), and I gave Keith "De-Loused in the Comatorium" By The Mars Volta (which was completely new to him). It was a good Blind Trade!
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1) A person you'd only fuck if you were blind
2) Someone it's not worth to flirt but you can fuck with
totally no effort
1) Dude, that's gross! She 's a blind fuck!
2) Man, see that chick over there?
Hand me a johnny. I'm going straight to the (G)spot.
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