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when someone intentionally disrupts your act of swag.
I dont know what happened. Soulja Boy just came in and swagger blocked me!
when you have the last little bit of yougurt in the cup and if you dont eat it your mom/dad/watever will get mad so you eat the very last bite and it goes down misrabilly
i had a yougurt block just a second ago and i thought i was gonna gag
Generally when a group of guys get together, they tend to out-testosterone each other with stupid comments and scenarios, generally a third party middle man is needed to intervene and end this event.
Mr.Curran: Ok, I like that sentence, let's sex it up.
John: Huh huh, sex-
Jake: This one time I was with Jenny and we-
Mr.Curran: *Interrupting* Dude Block.
To stop someone from stealing one of your tater tots. This usually happens when a hungry friend thinks you are distracted and reaches for a tot from your plate. Then you catch them in the act just in time.
Bob: So I told her I don't care what color -- Hey, bro! (looks down at plate and brandishes a fork threateningly) Lay off the tots! I'm going to eat those!
Tom: Dang! I just got tot blocked!
to use another to prevent someone you don't like getting some pussy.
"that dickhead, i'm gonna get his mate to prock block him"
Essentially getting cock blocked from completing a level on Candy Crush Saga by the growing chocolate bar.
This is what happens to you when you are playing Candy Crush Saga, and the chocolate seems to intentionally grow in such a way that it prevents you from breaking it, or grows in the opposite direction of the only match close enough to break it.
Candies are laid out in this pattern: OOXO
Chocolate grows in the location of the "X"
"Dang it. I only had one Jelly to break and I just got choc blocked again! Screw you Candy Crush!"
the terrible act of going limp while putting on a condom
Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal