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british casket

Fucking a girl in a bath tub and punching her in the face so she gets the "London Look"

Took a girl home from the pub and gave her a british casket

by Testicle Porn December 7, 2016


British Scotland and cheese

25th July national day that Devante doesn’t know

Happy British Scotland and cheese day

by J4YD0N July 25, 2022


british anthem

As of April 14, 2023, the British Anthem is called God Save the King. Before Queen Elizabeth the II's death, it was God Save the Queen.

British Anthem

by mr man the science man April 15, 2023


British Charity

'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.

George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!

by DharmaKarma April 5, 2016


British Civil War

A British slang term for the American Revolution

The British Civil War really did a number on the British.

by SesSeed July 3, 2023


crying british

When a British person starts crying while talking and chokes on their accent and it becomes a high-pitched incomprehensible series of cry talk sounds.

"Heard that new song from Bastille?"
"Yeah he's totally crying british!"

by AlsoNotAWord December 23, 2018


British Pipeline

The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.

Oh my god, did you hear? Steve gave himself a British Pipeline!

by Depressed Male July 16, 2017