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The act of shoving a fire hose up someone's rectum, while they are filling up with water, you light their pubes on fire.
Dude, I gave him a flaming water buffalo last night. It smells like burnt pubes out here.
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Lying to yourself.
This term was first coined by cr1tikal in his video "Cleverbot Gameplay and Commentary" uploaded on April 1, 2011.
"I am not judging anyone."
"Robots lack the ability to judge, therefore you are simply fucking your buffalo."
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To rub spicy buffalo wing sauce on your hand and slap the pussy of your lady.
The phrase of the day is buffalo pussy slap
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When you cum on your hand and yougrab someone by the throat violently or push your hand onto another's face
when a bitch is disrespectful give her the ol' buffalo grappling hook to show that hoe some respect!
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Any sexual act on, near, or involving a hot stove/Bunsen Burner.
"Hey man, what's that burn from?"
"I gave Sharon Becker the ol' Buffalo Hotplate two nights ago."
"Ouch!"
"Worth it."
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to intentionally travel to a party to invoke the deadly Rule of Buffalo which usually means said party ends sooner than expected due to the high consumption of alcohol, leading to various shenanigans and loss of conciousness. Buffalo Crashers usually take much enjoyment from the utter frustration and discontent of the orginal members of the party when 'Buffalo' is called on them.
"Dude, wanna go Buffalo crash that party the tenth graders are having?"
"Fuck Yeah!, we called buffalo on the same kid 6 times last time!"
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When you are down and out, when you have no jokes left, whip this one out and stuff it in his face. The ultimate comeback.
Crowd: "AWW YEAH! YOU GOT OWNED!!! CHAD OWNED YOU!!! NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!! AWWW!!!"
Kurt: "Your moms a buffalo."
Crowd: ... (silent.)
Kurt: "I'm out."
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