A phrase used to describe anything irritating or meaningless, or just a stupid-ass comeback
Jim: Hey man, how's it going? I need you to raise and edit the financial budgets, get the wages going, and also our caffeine is out of stock, as well as monitoring the computers for possible transact-
Me: Yeah, whatever I ain't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit, I'm out fucker. *Grabs Harold and shoves him out of the window, falling out with him*
Timothy: Man, you're stupid for not knowing question 6.
Aanshi: Well you're a pile of Mickey Mouse bullshit.
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Anything that is complete bullshit, especially in reference to beer pong.
This is some real Phi Delt Bullshit.
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when a guy asks to use your phone to call his girl and then when he gets off the phone with her he trys to get at you.
meaning MISS ME WITH THE BULLSHIT.
Really happened to me. MISS ME WITH THE BULLSHIT
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When a cute, pretty or beautiful girl (or a girl that just has this mentality) tries to play games when it comes to dating. She could lie about something to hide the truth from you but mostly her insecurities will cause complications in your life to try and control you. She could also think that she's worth more than you and that her beauty is on a pedestal and doesn't think she needs a man.
Joe: Man, I've been on like five dates with her and I still haven't hit it yet.
Me: She's making you work for it.
Joe: I tried to ignore her but then she'll invite me over her place and cook for me. Each time I try to get close, she'll push me away.
Me: That's that pretty girl bullshit.
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When something happens to you that you are unable to explain only to explain such an event using Bullshit Science.
Lets say you are playing any First Person Shooter, and you expierence lag which ends up getting you killed that could only be explained using the logic of Bullshit Science, But if it happens over and over and over then you can say it's " Bullshit Science Time"
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A bullshit vortex generator is a person who speaks lots of bullshit. Wich in turn gets everyone all upset and so on. In essance the bullshit spewed by the first person sucks all of his/her friends into this vortex fo bs
Mike is a real bullshit vortex generator. He was telling everyone at work this lie and everyone got sucked into this vortex of bullshit and they were all pissed at eachother
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When you get ripped off or cheated.
WTF IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT!!!!
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