Booty Butter

A salted or unsalted stick of butter used to lube the asshole of an unsuspecting person, before anal penetration.

When Jimmy woke up this morning he was startled to find a disfigured stick of "Booty Butter" next to his bed. He could only cry, for he knew what had happened the night before.

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Butter cookie

Another term for "fuck"

" Oh butter cookie, I left my sock at home!"

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Butter Thumb

A flaccid, shriveled, post-coitus, penis and is still moist and shiny from the amalgam of sexual juices.

After Roger tapped his girlfriend during a lunch time quickie. Sonja went to the bathroom to wash up and grab a doddle rag to come back and wipe off Roger's Butter Thumb.

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spittin butter

The ability to attract the opposite sex with their words. Ex. smooth talking

Frank approached an attractive girl at the bar. He bought her a drink, began spittin butter and then took her home.

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Dungeon Butter

The sticky sweat a man gets that makes his scrotum stick to his inner thigh

After working out at the gym i have accumulated a large amount of dungeon butter on my nuts.

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hemorrhoid butter

A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.

Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.

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doodoo butter

The mix of butt sweat and/or poo left over from wiping, anal seepage, after a hard days work.

Man, I had the runs at work today and it was so hot that now I have doodoo butter.

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