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The Texas butthole tickler is a weird mf.
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1.Captain of the famous ship "The S.S. Buttflap"
2.Someone ka-awesome.
"Who's that dude standing on the top of that statue?"
"Oh that's Captain Ka-Buttholes... He's searching for land"
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An area on the map Isolation on Halo 3. It is at the top of the map where you jump down the tube (near the shotgun) and you emerge from the greasy dog butthole.
"I just got the shotgun and I'm about to have a rape party on these noobs once I emerge from the greasy dog butthole. They'll probably deserve the vicious T-Bagging that will then ensue"
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the act of inserting three or more penises into your butthole simultaneously
texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock
person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy
girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue
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Used to describe an asshole that is large. This word is used to emphasize how LARGE the asshole is.
"lol nagen has a king kong butthole XD!"
"I think my asshole leveled up to king kong butthole after last night!"
Fake disorder that a bad mom uses as an excuse to keep their kid at school even though he has exploding diarrhea
"He his shitting everywhere and on everything, he needs not to be here at school, but mom has a doctor's for leaky butthole syndrome so the principal said we can't send him home"
Refers to a close call or high pressure-type situation
I had a tight butthole moment while evading the cops during my trip to New Orleans last week