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Best school in the country that is not in New York. President Obama sent his kids to the school, and that is just one of the abnormally high status attendees who went to the school. The school is filled with rich snobs who look down at anyone who doesn't have a 4.0 GPA or is mentioned in some article in some famous newspaper about some overachievement. The kids who go there are abnormally smart but they know how to party. They study hard, but they party harder. Abnormally rich parents send their kids to UCLS when they are in Kindergarten so that they are brainwashed so early and don't know anything besides A+'s and expensive cars and penthouses. Unless your the kid of one of the teachers. Then your lucky to get in on half off the tuition. Whenever you tell anyone you go to UCLS, kids are amazed because they just hear University of Chicago.
Random public school kid, "Hey which school do you go to?"
Rich private school kid, "I go to the University of Chicago Laboratory Schools."
Random public school kid, "Whoa you go to the University of Chicago!?!? but your really young!?!"
Rich private school kid, "No dumbass. I'm 15, and even though i skipped to grades, I'm not going to go to college before i can drive."
Random public school kid, "So which district is it part of."
Rich private school kid, "No dumbass, we're not part of a district cuz we're a private school."
Random public school kid, "Whoa you go to a private school!?!? So are you really rich??"
Rich private school kid, "I live in a 2.5 million dollar condo in downtown Chicago. and my parents drive 2 new $100,000 mercedes cars, an Aston Martin, and a vintage ferrari. So what do you think.
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School of the Art Institute of Chicago is an art school in Chicago where everyone is 5 inches taller than their actual height because they are all required to wear chunky filas, otherwise they will be guillotined by a giant exacto knife.
person 1: Omg the School of the Art Institute of Chicago is so awesome for spending the entire student life budget on buying chunky filas for their students!
person 2: Oops, this is so awkward, I actually bought these myself. They only cost $500 at Village Discount!
When a guy has direahha and dumps it on a woman chest, and then titty fucks her.
Aaron Levy gave Mrs.Pafias a Chicage Style Chili Dog.
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The Mafias term for burning off an informants genitals and all the skin from the botoms of his feet and hands with a blow torch then stomping him to death.
Dya hear Vinny caught a Chicago number 5 with boots for ratting out Vito"
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the best city ever hometown of President Barack Obama and deep dish pizza City in Illionois
Chicago a.k.a. Chi-Town = the best
Some people even think its the capital....
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The Chicago Running Man tore apart my marriage. He fed lies to my wife, Margaret, and she eventually mistrusted me to the point of looking in my phone and finding my texts with another woman I was sleeping with platonically. Margaret, if you are reading this, please don't believe The Chicago Running Man, don't leave me please
Be careful with #16 The Chicago Running Man, I heard he is a homewrecker
a state of sadness/mental unstability after watching an one chicago episode.
”why are you so sad”
-”Leslie shay just died last night, post one chicago depression”