when someone is talking but isnt really saying much: when someone sucks the fart out of ones but and talks afterward
John: (speaking jibberish to the point you can not understand)
mike: Close your mouth Zorch Cannon
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A lame comeback involving the reversing of the same exact detail on it's creator, with very less impact.
Punk1: "You're a sad fuck."
Punk2: "no, YOU're a sad fuck."
Punk1 (wiser): "You're just an easy cannon turn-around machine".
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special beam cannon = fingering. when piccolo does it he sticks two fingers on his forehead, similar to the way you would use them when pleasuring a girl.
dude, I special beam cannon'd emily. dont tell anyone though. wanna smell my fingers?
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The ultimate weapon in the universe that can destroy any thing and has infinite ammo and if their was a i am legend zombie apocolypes it would be the weapon of choice
Lazer Gattling Cannon
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When you ejaculate an arsenal of sperms a significant distance, at least three feet. Usually followed by a sense of pride.
*Angela is giving Jon boy head*
Angela: Jon boy when you cum dont fire it out the cannon I just washed my hair okay!
Jon boy: ha I fired it out the cannon, im so pleased with myself!
Angela: its all in my hair Jon, you prick.
Jon Boy: haaa,
Angela: your not getting head for two weeks.
Jon boy: ohhhhh no pleaaaaase.
A moderation system in which it is effectively a glass cannon, usually consisting of slight discrepancies or bias to result in a mishap in servers.
This is most common in communities with corrupt moderation teams or outright bad ones.
Otis: "bro did you get banned from the forum"
Paul: "yeah, their Glass Cannon Moderation banned me for something slightly inappropriate when he wrote 3 troll posts"
When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.
Stand back sir, or youโll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon