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Cat Flaps

Floppy empty tits

No side profile

Deflated hollow sacks of skin

Damn that gurl got some cat flaps on her, she must have a lot of kids

by VeryVisionary July 7, 2023

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easy as cats

Super easy, like as easy as taking care of a backyard cat.

First known public use attributed to Dr. Daniel Barboriak, March 9 2017, about diagnosing a stroke on MRI.

Making Ricotta cheese is easy as cats.

by the.scarlet.pimp March 10, 2017


Cats in the bathtub

When you are trying to stuff your nuts into a woman's fart pipe and as soon as you cram one in, the other nut pops out. Leaving you with only one nut in her asshole, but never two. - Very similar to trying to get two or more cats in a bathtub, one always escapes when trying to get the other in.

The only man to accomplish this feat is the very famous "aww nigga, nuts in the ass dick in da pussy" porn actor. Who overachieved the feat by keeping both nuts in a females asshole WHILE stuffing his giant dong in her vagina. Making us all feel inferior.

Man, I was trying to stuff my nutsack into Bertha's asshole, but all I got was cats in the bathtub

by TittyfaceJenkins March 28, 2016


Bumber cat

a bumber cat is a cat belonging to my mate rasta pete. the bumber cat keeps on eating his stash.--

rasta pete "time for a smoke i think,but where is my gear? That bloody bumber cat!"

by harray shipmonay March 5, 2008


Ill cat

(N) The dopest of the dopest, usually a stoner. An Ill cat is THE man and who is a bro beyond belief. He's chill, usually high, but mostly a super cool dude. He also usually has a pretty sick name like Marcus.

Dude did you hear what Marcus did last night?

Ya man, he's a fuckin ill cat.

by bligadaga May 15, 2011


breakdancing cat

The breakdancing cat is a feline that breakdances. It is very important in most countries around the world, especially Uganda.

Person A: wth is the cat supposed to accomplish? huh? nothin', that's what
Person B: IT'S A BREAKDANCING CAT
Person A: oh shi- you're right.

by Dr. Phoenix Wrong July 11, 2008


trouser cat

Female genitalia

I would really like to see her trouser cat.

by Swollencorn April 16, 2016