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A green cheek conure is a small parrot of the family conure. they have long red tails, yellow bellies with red splotches and, of course, green cheeks. they are very energetic, and if you train them not to bite you, they will be very docile. you must play with them for at least 20 minutes a day. they are highly allergic to avocado, and if they eat it, they could die.
"Dude, what's that big red scratch on your face?"
"That was my new green cheek conure."
"You know you have to train them, right?"
"Oh..."
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To slide a "rod" between two spink cheeks and pumping it back and forth until climax is reached. (without actually penetrating the colossus cages of brown town)
"Sir, may I use butt cheek sex on your daughter, so that she remains a virgin until marriage"
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Also known as an assjob, the act of fucking a girl's butt cheeks without penetration similar to a tit fuck but with the butt cheeks.
The girl I was out with last night, had such a nice bubble butt and she let me butt cheek fuck her in bed.
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A person who has an ass so flat, that it actually appears to point inward.
Did you see that girl walk by? She had inverted butt cheeks.
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To create a distraction with your hands on the right side, and discretely pass serious wind from the left side of your buttocks.
"an atrocious smell came from dave's left side while he was fixing his papers on the desk to his right, must have been a left cheek sneak"
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An alternate phrase to the commonly accepted- "Get some pussy". To score with a girl (at least a makeout).
A- Dude Im gunna Slay some Cheek tonight
B- You better man, you've been cheek free for like 2 weekends ina row now
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When you shot someone with a gun and they survived.
"I thought you were gon' take care of that dude, Mike"
"Nah, I just scratched his cheeks"