Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
he has the pp in the class and has big balls
WHOAAA THERE IS THAT christopher naseiro
An awesome guy who cooks excellent soups! And has great taste in hats.
That soup has definitely been Christopher flatted
At first the Kilea doesn't know what to do about the lovfelt Christopher but eventually they figure things out and they have some hard struggles but eventually live happily ever after
The Christopher and Kilea learn how to love each other
Stor chain rundt kuken og har alltid litt ost å spise under forhuden. Og karen like ralph lauren. Han eier også et kondomeri og bar, og har øyne over 1000 kondomer.
hey christopher matheo willumstad! you got some spare cheese?
A person who is typically not defined by his name, someone who struggles silently but proudly and is often too stubborn for their own good. They care a lot and often too much, and is susceptible to be hurt at the smallest things.
Is that Christopher-Jack over there?
A homosexual act of fellatio involving rubbing dick cheese around a mans mouth to make a funny mustache.
Dude I gave ron a cheesy christopher last night