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christopher ray kaczor

Christopher is sweet caring cool calm hot usually about 5' 6" all the girls like him.

man Christopher ray kaczor is so hot i wish i could date him.

by random mindcrack guy March 21, 2019


christopher catchings

A cute guy that loves to laugh and make dirty jokes, and has a lot of inside jokes. he's very hardworking and funny. makes all the girls laugh and is very attractive. if he steps foot in your way, you'll fall to the ground. you want a Chris Catchings in your life!

Man, that Christopher Catchings is the one!

by The Sneak Thief March 8, 2018


Christopher River

Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.

"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate

by iloveChrisSlander June 13, 2022


christopher naseiro

he has the pp in the class and has big balls

WHOAAA THERE IS THAT christopher naseiro

by christopher naseiro April 8, 2019


Christopher Colombus

Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.

He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".

"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022


Christopher Denham as Klaus Fuchs

Christopher's Klaus Fuchs in Oppenheimer; from Oliver in 'Argo' to nuclear spy. Same intensity, different era!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's the intense-looking guy playing the spy in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Christopher Denham as Klaus Fuchs, the same guy from 'Argo!' He's got espionage in his blood.

by courtofowls September 4, 2023


Christopher Beck

Christopher Beck is a big Boi with big parts. He's a hard working man with his hands and will get the job done ;). He's gotta big heart under those titties and will stand by his hoes for life.

Christopher Beck makes all the girls jealous with his double D's

by SpackleNStrap March 29, 2022