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Clunge O Clock

Approximately 4am i the morning, when the clubs are shutting and you should be getting some clunge, however, you're probably in your flat doing stupid shit because you have failed to pull

It's clunge o clock, lets get drunker and build a tower of beer cans

by daveave December 6, 2010

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Flavor Flav's Clock

What time is it? Really

At one point Chuck D was wearing stop watches around his neck which was popular at that time. At one point someone brought in some large clocks and Flavor was told he should try to dress like Chuck D. So Flavor Flav put the large clock around his neck, so folks would really know what time it is.

So now Flavor Flav's clock is a tradition which makes us think. What time is it, really.

by PoJamie January 11, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clock Socker

The cleaning of ones clock (cock) with a sock in your mouth and then pumping up and down like you where giving a blowjob.

Jim : Man did Blade ever clean Sean and Jaydons clock with that sock last night. Bryan: yea what a clock socker

by unknowen power September 4, 2009

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jackass o' clock

time to be a jackass

i'm gonna eat my dads shit

by Robin February 6, 2005

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strawberry alarm clock

when you wake someone up by slapping your penis on their cheek or forehead, causing a strawberry looking welt.

I woke her ass up with a strawberry alarm clock

by a11mikea11 January 6, 2011

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punching the cock clock

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus still in utero, forcably inserts it's fist into the male's urethra.

Through x-ray you can see the fetus punching the cock clock on his own daddy.

by Eric K. August 4, 2006

31๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Strawberry Clock

Coolboyman's first Newgrounds.com account. I personally think Coolboyman is better than Strawberry Clock, even though they are the same person!

PS. Strawberry Clock is NOT the King of the Portal.

by Fizzard the Fly March 18, 2005

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