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The Act of put your nose in a vagina or anus while you have a cold, sneezing, and than sucking the snot out with your mouth.
Chick 1 "My boyfriend gave me a cold burrito last night"
Chick 2 "ewww"
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1. Any beer that is cooler than the ambient tempurature.
2. Being colder than you have ever been.
1. Neighbor: Hey bud I double dog dare you to give me one of those beers.
Bud: They're not cold yet.
Neighbor: I don't care, it feels cowboy cold to me.
2. I woke up this morning and my hair was frozen to my horses chest, it was cowboy cold last night.
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cold skirt -is a punk ass who stands 4 nothing and stands up 2 know one he or she is the lowest of all bitches
rob is a cold skirt 4 letting that little boy take his i pod
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The Cold War was a secret conspiracy between the presidents of the USA and USSR, whereby both countries would spend billions of dollars on military and defense and make it look like they considered each other a threat, when their true worry was that Earth would be invaded by aliens, after occurrences such as the Roswell incident.
Some people would say that dead spies and starving USSR citizens were a small price to pay for the amazing technological advances made during the Cold War.
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Sucking on an ice cube and then pleasuring anothers anal orifice.
Jenny gave me cold tongue and I shot my load all over the place.
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imagine that u are on a desert island w/ 4 other survivors of some shipwreck and there is no fresh water anywhere and it hasnt rained since u crashed. then on the 5th day on the island u see a hole in the ground and u think it could be connected to some groundwater but u can't really see. ur team needs to send someone down there to check it out so u volunteer and theyre attaching some sort of apparatus made from tree bark to your chest and getting ready to draw you down into the hole. but then u remember the eerie shrieks and whispers that u heard the night before and the night before that and then u remember that one night u had that strange dream where u were wandering in the jungle and the whispers were louder than usual. u could almost make them out softly saying "come down" and when u remember that dream ur legs grow stiff as an easel and all of the blood from your body retreats into your torso out of pure fear. and as u feel the cold hard ground under your feet start to creep up to the point where you can't feel your feet anymore, as if they were foreign alien entities attached to your thighs, you look up and confess to your shipmates that you can't go down there anymore.
i got cold feet after volunteering to be pulled down into a mysterious hole in the ground.
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To go Cold pussy is the state like cold turkey when a young man has not recieved any puntang in so long that his body is starting to go into remission. its a horrible painful time when a man get despaerate and clingy to anything he can get his hands on. he must be careful who he touches for when this state passes he is likely to regrett what he's done
Jdawg: dude i need some puntang and quick
Ninja_E: why man what's up
Jdawg:im fucking going Cold pussy
Ninja_E:don't do anything or go anywhere im coming over, make sure u dn't do anything u'll regrett
Jdawg: i guarantee nothing
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