Exit the conversation either because you are mindblown by it or its so cringe, you gotta bounce
Bruh, Imma delete myself from this conversation.
During a conversation, if one manages to perform the following in sequential order; a one-upper, a random segue, a one-downer, and finally another random segue which takes the conversation back to the beginning. The sequence can begin at any step as long as it forms a figurative box at the close of the manoeuvre.
"Terry is boxing the conversation with Bennie, this is hilarious! Hahaha!"
or "You've been boxed bro!"
or "Classic boxing!"
Multiple Conversation Disorder, commonly known as MCD, is a disorder that ravages people most likely with some form of ADD. It is the natural tendency to have many ongoing conversations at once, with no common coherency or relation to each other. It mostly occurs between people who are awesome.
Simulated text conversation with multiple conversation disorder:
You suck.
Your favorite color is blue right?
Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:
A move used to completely shut down a conversation by using a self-destructive, nihilistic viewpoint to derail the other person entirely.
While you're a piece of shit for doing it you still win in the end.
Equivalent to using the Dark Hole card in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Dude 1: Dude you have to vote. If everyone thought their candidate wouldn't win how did technical underdogs like JFK win?
Dude 2: Why? The world's already predetermined to end. We're already gonna die in a fiery balls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. Just like Dr. Manhattan said "it's already too late" everything is already too late. Seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.
Dude 1: Whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!
verb form
Dude 1: Hey bro I just started the paleo diet.
Dude 2: Why? So you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating grass? What the fuck is the point? Nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you're fat or not.
Dude 1: Alright fuck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?
Dude 2: Because fuck you.
When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.
Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead
The secondary text message exchange you keep going in case the main conversation goes cold
It took Brittany forever to respond to my text message. I think I was her back up conversation.
An alternative way to say "conversing"
Sasha and I were conversationing about our social studies project