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Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.
Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.
the coolest man in the universe; from young sheldon
"Bro georgie cooper is sosososo swaggers
Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
He is a fucking spastick he has a giant manly cock, hes a midget and love amelia and want to such her little cammel toe
OMG he is such a ga y c unt jk i think hes a Kallan Cooper Hart
cooper is the nicest person you'll ever meet. he's very handsome, with blonde hair and blue eyes. he never fails to make me smile without even trying. he saved my life and he doesn't even know it. he can make you feel like your the only person in the world, he's so special he has a special place in my heart. we barely even talk (I'm delusional btw) but when we do I can't stop smiling and staring into his ocean blue eyes. I could look at them for all eternity. he's truly one loveable boy.
some rando: "bro that boy is so nice who is he"
me: "that, that is cooper. the loml"
He’s a great boy to hang out with he loves playing with his friends, loves playing sports and being active. When you ask him questions he answers them quick and he is also very smart. He is usually the one that answers the door. He loves playing video games and watching tv or on his phone. He loves to cuddle and loves sleeping he is the type of kid you would want to kiss. He is very mature and when he isn’t you will pay
I want to be as cool as Cooper because I look up to him
“You wish”