When two girls are scissoring but fall asleep
“I was with Lindsay last night and we were scissoring, but then this bitch fell asleep. I was not tryin to cooter cuddle.”
When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.
My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.
When a female sneezes/queefs causing the tampon in her vagina to shoot out like a bullet from an m-16. Deadly at close range if hit directly.
Did you hear how terry died….apparently Meghanns cooter shooter when off and killed him.
1. Term used for someone you want to sleep with or your think is hott boy or girl
2. Term used in any form of ackward silence, to alleviate tension and enforce laughter
3. its just funny
4. for those who speak abr- its ho-co, ho-co
cute guy---"ewww, hott cooter, hott cooter"
" I have really long toe hair...hott cooter, hott cooter"
When a girl has an absolute monster set of bottom lips on her and they look like they wanna bite you and shit you might let ‘em
Damn this lady has a fat cooter
The substance that is launched from the vagina during squirting.
I was eating that poontang and all the sudden that bitch sprayed cooter spunk all over my face.
Karma Cooter: a female vag, that has a unwanted infection of any sort... after many nights of having one night stands.
Stacy is so gross, she has that karma cooter after cheating on Jeff.