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Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins

A complete moron that can't do anything or hardly anything right.

Bud is one of the dumbest persons to have ever existed, he is a prime example of a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021


Fw cotton

Fwcotton is a man on tiktok who gets all the bitches unlike fwclip with peak editing skills and has a record of 5000Ws and 0Ls unlike fwclip who is a complete opposite fwcotton a Chad with huge muscles

Fw cotton is my daddy

by Fw cotton is my daddy May 4, 2022


Ms Cotton

A strict ass teacher who will get you in trouble for the stupidist and simplist reason ever, she will call your parents for a dumb reason why your in detention right now.

BRUH! Ms Cotton got me in trouble for opening my backpack!?!

by Hadrian February 6, 2023


Cotton Tail

A Cotton Tail is when toilet paper is wadded up into a baseball-sized ball and placed between the butt cheeks to resemble a bunny rabbit.

When Danielle came out of the bathroom pantsless, she bent over and showed me her cotton tail.

by Dingle Dung October 17, 2020


Cotton Tail

A cum fart bubble. Usually expelled after four or more consecutive ejaculations have been received in the anus.

Mat had a proper cotton tail after his romp with the bros.

by Climpy April 1, 2023


Cotton ballin'

The act of grazing someone with your balls with clothes on during a game of leap or while walking over someone.

Ex:
Person 1: You asshole you just cotton balled me while me were playing leap frog alone in the basement.
Person 2: You knew there was a risk of cotton ballin' when doing unsupervised leap frog.

by Meowstick1234 July 17, 2024


Cotton socks

A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.

"Come on then Cotton socks"

by Epicfail420 November 10, 2020