Cow Juice

Cow Juice, also known as CJ, refers to the white liquid which is dispensed from cow's teats. It more commonly known as "milk".

Person one: we're all out of cow juice!
Person two: shit! what am i gonna have with my cereall?!
Person three: cow juice?
Person one: i call milk... COW JUICE.

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lick a cow

A phrase directed toward someone out of frustration, similar to piss off or screw you.

Oh whatever, just go lick a cow.

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cow fucker

one who engages in the carnal fornication of a bovine

Frank is a son of a bitchin' cow fucker.

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milking the cow

pulling it. masturbating and ejaculating

I was thinking about that girl in studyhall when i was milking the cow last night.

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cow-worker

Slang term for an overwieght co-worker

Thanks for the diet tip Andee! I passed it on to some of my cow-workers and they lost weight too!

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Ninja Cow

An asshole and bastard. Many have tried to combine the two and create the "Basshole", but that is simply silly.

You are such a Ninja Cow, Nova!

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Undead Cow

A cow that has come back from the dead to avenge the butcher who slaughtered it.

Endorsed by PETA

The ranch was overrun by a herd of undead cows. No one survived.

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