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Crab walking is when a female or male after intercourse does that awkward shuffle while cupping their vagina/anus to avoid drippage.
"You should have seen him/her crab walking to the loo after i dumped a massive load of my special sauce in him/her."
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A 'Land Crab' is a person that is very un-accustomed to the sea. Or one that IS accustomed to the sea - but just do not like it.
This term is derived from the norwegian word 'Landkrabbe'.
The other guys wanted him to get in the boat with them, but since there was a bit of wind, and him being a land crab, he declined and walked away..
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An alternative common name to the mole crab or sand flea
When I was at the beach I let some sand crabs try to burrow into my hand, it was ticklish
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A person who power squats with their chest down and does a lot of sumo deadlifts. Despite all their leg work, they are always showing off their upper body. The term comes from the fact that despite having numerous legs, crabs only show off their claws for mating. They can also be referred to as squat lobsters.
Omg that dude is such a gym crab, all those squats and he only shows off his arms!
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To shit or fart on your partners crab infested pubes.
"I totally farted on that dudes junk during a lap dance and gave him Steamed Crabs."
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Is a hand motion similar to awkward turtle, employed when an awkward situation arises. Depending on the situation, makes it more awkward or clears the air. The awkward crab is made by putting one hand on top of the other with the thumbs sticking outward, bent slightly at the knuckle, and by moving the thumbs alternating upward and downward.
Speaker 1: Want to get coffee sometime?
Speaker 2: No thanks
Speaker 1: *awkward crab*
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"Local crab says Hello to wanderers!"
Local crab, a crab with a radio for a body and claws for hands
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