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crusty banana fluff is when you grind up cornflakes into little pieces and sprinkle it up your bum.
Jesus: please can someone lick up my crusty banana fluff?
Graham Norton: i can take care of that.
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it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while
hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born
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A phrase used to describe Ricegum
Jacob Sartorius: "Boy you literally look like a crusty sweet potato!"
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The act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of semen and affixing the hairy paste as a shitty beard to a passed out jerk while judging and condemning him to hell.
After a long weekend with the guys Ben started being a real dick so we fit him with a crusty duck dynasty after he passed out drunk.
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Crusty dusty hoofs are disgustingly buzzing hands or feet with more cheese and dirt on them than Dai down the roads bellend!
Oi, you! Get ya crusty dusty hoofs of ma Lonsdale tracksuit!
Where a male leaves his post-coitus ejaculate upon a woman's posterior, whereupon it is left a number of hours until a crunchy texture is achieved.
After the third date we spiced things up a bit - crusty iced bun dawg!
A really ugly person that seems to always have left-over condiments dried on their face.
I saw Kyle on a date with some crusty mustard face.