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When someone shits in a condom and freezes it.
The condom is then removed and feces are used as a dildo as it melts.
She likes the Fort Lauderdale Curtain Rod
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a girl who's vagina has so many flaps that when you are looking for the entrance point you look like a young kid trying to find the opening between two curtains at a high school play.
Guy 1: yo man i bang this hoe last night!
Guy 2: aww shit mutha fucka, how was it?
Guy 1: well it was good but it took a while before i got it in
Guy 2: how come wine coola drinkin motha home dog doggy dog?
Guy 1: becasue man, her vagina resembled a curtain at a high school play.
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Not only is this a beat up vagina with large lips hanging down, but the women is so fat her roast beef is marbled with fat. Even worse than simple roast beef curtains.
Rob hated that his girlfriend so was so fat-- she went beyond the already disgusting roast beef curtains- She had massive marbled roast beef curtains! The worst of the worst!
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When A person or persons have longer than normal pubis hair has accidently or otherwise ejaculated on themselves. After this has been done, the "Arabian goggle" Or "clam stamp" a person, with all the glorious sticky-ness, acting as a beaded curtain over your face.
Dude you passed out last night and Kable gave you a Beaded Curtain!
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The term used to describe a woman's flappy, discolored labia
Jesus Christ dude - did you see the purple meat curtain on that broad?
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penis all the way in the vagina. For short: BD in the RBC!
I was balls deep in the roast beef curtain all night last night.
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Yeah mate, when you see someone you like just go for it. Just Whip it in, whip it out and wipe it on the curtains.
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