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A ritual, often involving a dance of some sort, that is practiced with the idea of increasing the chance of significant snowfall. Often pertains to the desire for a snow day to occur. Frequently used jokingly, as a parody superstition.
A: "I hope there's going to be a snow day tomorrow…"
B: "Yeah, I'll be doing my snow dance."
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The guido dance is a series of alternating vertical air punches, done without moving anything else. It was invented by Russians in the Ural mountains with a downward pumping motion, but the guidos don't want you to know that. The Italians took it sometime around World War I, and used their vast network of spies to hide the existence of the more noble Ural dance.
See that moron flailing his arms in the air? Yeah, he's doing a Guido Dance.
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Dancing in Dark means having sex... Heard in Lady Gaga songs, specifically, Dance in the dark.
Alyssa: Nathan and I are just gonna stick to dancing with the light on for now...
Gya: Oh, Joseph and I have moved on to dancing in the dark :)
Alyssa: Huh?
Gya: We totally banged. Duh.
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the art of getting an erection
im getting so horny i that im having a penis dance
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a widely unknown type of community folk dance (at least among children/teenagers).
Simply explained as similar to square dancing, but the couples are arranged in lines. It's quite fun, actually, but no one would know it because no one knows of it.
Moves done throughout the dance include the do-si-do, hey, swing, circle to the left/right, star left/right, gypsy, ladies chain/curtesy turn, right-and-left through, promenade, etc.
Do you know what contra dancing is?
Uh... no?
No one does.
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getting an anal probe by a racoon under the moonlight whilst virgins are shedding their tears into empty seashells and chanting ancient hymns by katy perry spitting magical sparks out of their fingertips summoning the ancient frozen skeleton of tyrannosaurus- rex from the arctic ice...
Man, I just went naked dancing and it was magical, but now my ass hurts and I got this fucking dickhead T-rex bag of bones chasing after me. Never trust racoons.
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The state of drunkenness before "Drunk" and after "Tipsy". Characterized by excessive desire to dance with one's friends or just by yourself. Will quickly turn to "Drunk".
Sober--> Tipsy--> DANCE PARTY--> Drunk--> Wasted--> Smashed--> Black out
Drinker 1: "Wow, are you at Dance party already?!"
Dancer 1: "Yea! Get there already!"
Hung-over 1: "Last night I think I was at Dance Party the whole time. Did you see that fine piece of ass I danced with?"
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