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Passing gas. Used to be somewhat polite.
Man, those egg rolls seem to have given me a case of the devil's wind.
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A sexually transmitted bug, crabs, which are red and you get from having sex with the devil. More used as a joking term by high school freshmen, devil crabs are more often than not, said to be had by a freshmen who has had sex before they turn sixteen.
Jane:I've got crabs.
Jenny:You've been sleeping with too many guys.
Jane:I think they're red.
Jenny:That's gross. What? Did you have sex with the devil and now you have devil crabs?
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When it’s so hot out that you have the worst swamp ass and the gas that’s expelled is so rancid it makes your whiskers curl.
Little Timmy went jogging in the hot summers sun and came home to greet his mom and dad with a devils fart that was so bad she fainted, and the hair on his mustache curled .
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The devil's pubes is weed
John:Yo you be smoken the devil's pubes jack
Jack: you know it brother
John: dam that's big tough
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Engaging in a threesome with two men and one woman, where the woman is only present so the two men can still claim not to be madly in love with one another, yet they stare longingly in each others eyes during the whole encounter until each reaches climax, then drink until they think they will not remember the lust they shared for each other the next day
Brett and Mark had another Devil's Triangle last night, but they forgot to invite the woman, but all knew she was not needed or wanted in the hook up anyway!
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An alcoholic drink whose ingredients are half a shot of Bacardi 151, half a shot of an energy shooter (e.g. Monster's Hitman), and a crushed up caffeine pill. Called such because it is much more hardcore than Vodka and Redbull.
I gave my friend 4 Devil's Speedballs, and now he doesn't know if he wants to pass out or punch people in the face.
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The Cigar; based on the people who smoke them and the success they've enjoyed. Other's who enjoy the Devil's Penis, Schwarzenegger, Hitler, Marco Rubio, Bruce Willis, Jack Nicholson, Fidel Castro, Craig T. Nelson, etc.
Smoking a cigar is like performing fellatio on the Devil's Penis.
Rush Limbaugh enjoys sucking on the Devil's Penis as he sits on his mountain of cash; a fringe benefit of sucking the Devil's Penis.
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