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Frosted Dog

During homosexual coitus between men, a position that consists of one man ejaculating onto the other’s phallus with the intention that the latter will insert the “Frosted” penis into the anus of his partner.

Man 1: “Hey, I’m feeling extra kinky tonight…”
Man 2: “Wanna give you a Frosted Dog so bad.”
Man 1: “I can’t wait to feel that Frosting baby…”

by Kafka’s Middle Nut August 19, 2021


War Dogs

A derogatory term sometimes used to describe non-military individuals who make money off the periphery of war. Often used to describe civilian contractors, private arms dealers, black marketeers and/or shoddy journalists.

"There are soldiers who risk their lives everyday to keep our country safe and then there are War Dogs-- individuals who bottom feed off the business of war for the sole reason of making a profit."

by MilitaryMike February 16, 2016

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skoon dog

A dog that is very old, or a dog that is crippled

The dog grew old over the years and lost his leg and became a skoon dog.

by El Smockito April 13, 2005

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roller dog

A hot dog cooked to perfection on a stainless steel machine consisting of rolling tubes of metal that turn the hot dog as it cooks. This delicacy is usually found at fine establishments such as Wal Mart, 7-11, and your local gas station.

Yo Justin, get me a roller dog and a tin of Skoal.

by Mattbusse October 5, 2006

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a female dog

bitch

i think nayellyis a female dog

by vbbbbb December 2, 2019

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porch dog

A person who frequently attacks others in speech or writing, but who poses no intellectual threat whatsoever. The motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive.

Origin: The phrase "porch dog" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.

Yeah, that guy has a scathing response to just about everyone who posts in this forum. He's a real porch dog.

by Vitruvian Man May 20, 2006

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Jessie the Dog

Herbert the Pervert's old, wrinkly, furry dog from Family Guy. His two back legs are broken, so he uses his arms for movement.

Person 1: Who's your favorite Family Guy character?
Person 2: Jessie the Dog. Herbert's dog, BTW

by Epigiggity August 10, 2011