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we are doomed
"so person who r u voting for." "oh just Donald Trump." "WHAT THE FRICK."
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The name of a deadly diease given to people with symptoms including: orange skin, possessing more money than sense and aren't quite sure what a nuclear missile does (but hey, let's just point it in the general of North Korea and see what happens!)
Patient: Doctor, I think I'm dying
Doctor: What's wrong
Patient: My face is turning bright orange, I'm spending all my money on building walls, and feel the urge to fire a missile everytime I want
Doctor: I'm so sorry, it sounds like your suffering from Donald Trump disorder... I Fate worse than death
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orange trash, human of no knowledge
donald trump is orange racist and rapey
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When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then proceeds to throw a handful of diamonds at her, allowing her to keep only those that stick. Made famous by Donald's ex-wife Marla Maples in her autobiography "I did it for the Diamonds".
Guy 1: "What did you get your wife for your 20th anniversary?"
Guy 2: "I skipped the necklace and gave her the Donald"
The Donald Trump: "Get over here Marla, i just got back from the jeweler's, lets see how much you're worth!"
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A comedian. Not a future president
"Donald Trump could replace George Lopez in the future!!
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Best president in the history of the US and knows everything.
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Donald Trump is a dude with tiny hands and orange skin. It also translates to "get that wrinkly penis off of me"
Hey what's that guys name who looks like a cheeto with hair "oh Donald Trump "
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